The WORST Valentine's Gift Guide Ever - Dudes

by Jessica Brookman in


The gift guide for lady valentines is up. And now what to get your dude friend. 

*Note - This gift guide may be skewed by the fact that I currently live in the Silverlake neighborhood of Los Angeles, California.

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The WORST Valentine's Day Gift Guide Ever - Ladies

by Jessica Brookman in ,


Let's face it: Love/Hate is in the air this time of year.

You're either getting excited to be all romantical with someone or you're complaining because Valentine's Day is the worst fucking holiday ever dreamed up by marketing agencies. 

Even if you're totally not a consumer whore (you swear!), Valentine's day, much like Christmas, you probably have some jerks and/or chicks that you need to buy gifts for. Luckily, I am here to save your ass in these trying times, yet again. You are welcome. 

Here are the WORST gift ideas EVER for your special lady friend. 

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Top 10 SuperBowl Ads Decoded - 2013

by Jessica Brookman in


work in marketing. And, I am a cynical jerk. So I'm going to decode my favorite ads from the Superbowl in twitter-sized chunks for you.  Read More