You are an adult. And as such, you are allowed to leave the dirty dishes in the sink until morning. But, just so you know, this is how we get ants...
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FACT: You can have any lifestyle you want if you can bear the cost of what it takes to get there.
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Gear change. More on this later.
How to Be Naked in Public
FACT: The quickest way to feel free is to strip yourself bare.
“You say fuck too much. And tone down your opinion. Why don’t you read @OscarPRgirl and see how she does it? Then...Do that.”
The “or else” was implied so as not to turn this advice into an ultimatum. I was staring out the window down to Wilshire Blvd, unblinking. I let the glare from the Miracle Mile seer holes into my retinas.I was suppressing at least 7 facial expressions.
This is what I do this while listening to advice I’m not going to take.
“Oh. I see.”
The words slid sickly through my dead-fish lips. Eyes still set on the street below. I was already gone.
This is a story about getting naked.
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